"Rock Star INXS" Haikus

Marty (odds to replace Michael Hutchence - 2:1)
Evil looking guy
Played the acoustic card: smart
Weird arm waving thing

Jordis (3:1)
INXS loves her
Angel’s voice, big long dreadlocks
But pick a girl? Nope.

Mig (3:1)
Married, weird jawline
Comes from the land down under
Too nice for this biz

J.D. (4:1)
Once a front runner
Good but so frickin’ cocky
Now with a shaved head

Ty (6:1)
One in the Mohawk
Cries about racial pressure
He’s kinda scary

Suzie (10:1)
Hot girl on the show
Does she have tattoos or not?
Better than you’d think

Deanna (12:1)
Classic whiskey voice
She's good at what she does but...
Can’t last much longer

Jessica (25:1)
Bottom Three her home
Better off on the Idol
A nice belly though


  1. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Ok, this has to be one of the strangest posts I've ever seen. But, oddly enough, interesting.

  2. Anonymous7:59 PM

    Anonymous, do you even watch the show?

  3. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Hmm is he ever going to post something new?????

  4. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Something new please...