1.29.2007

Hollywoodus celebritanius (Top 12 famous-person sightings to date)

For purposes of this survey, the Cheese Fry will only count sightings in a celebrity's natural everyday habitat (i.e. film festivals, screenings, red carpets, and backlot/production company appearances do not count).

1. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at the Starbucks counter in Barnes & Noble at The Grove. She’s talking to her kids, he’s just sort of standing there.


2. Then-L.A. Laker Shaquille O’Neal, sitting alone at the counter and having some hot tea at Jerry’s Famous Deli in Beverly Hills. He doesn't seem to want to be bothered by fans.
3. Jack Black, wearing a ratty hooded poncho at Koo Koo Roo on Wilshire. Suprisingly low key.
4. Steve Martin, sporting a helmet and locking his bike to a stop sign at the King’s Road CafĂ© on Beverly Blvd. Polite and quiet.
5. James Caan, holding sweaty court on several occasions with a group of macho bodybuilders at the Koo Koo Roo in Venice. Gregarious in a Sonny Corleone sort of way.
6. Oscar winner Helen Hunt, asking the ticket taker a question in the lobby of a movie theater in Van Nuys.
7. Fred Savage, playing flag football (and talking serious trash) in the Marina.
8. Martin Landau, stepping off an elevator at the Hollywood Arclight theater parking garage.
9. Mr. Bean Rowan Atkinson, sipping from a bottle of water waiting for a screening of Apocalypto to begin at the Hollywood Arclight. Usher: “Hello everyone!” Rowan: “'Allo.”
10. Greg Brady himself, Barry Williams, carrying a drink across the lobby of the Loews Santa Monica Hotel in a grungy long-sleeved T-shirt.
11. Nashville power couple Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood, getting seated at the Jerry’s Famous Deli in Westwood. They look like two pudgy suburban parents.
12. Kung Fu’s Keith Carradine, standing in the X-ray line at the LAX airport. Snatch the boarding pass from my hand.

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