Summer movie haikus

Mission: Impossible III
Tom’s franchise is back
Gadgets, stunts, hot girls, Ving Rhames
Please pass the popcorn

X-Men 3Wolverine’s still cool
Ratner’s pic is pretty good
Singer’s were better

Pixar’s always good
But this one goes on too long
It’s no Toy Story

The Lake HouseTime travel romance
Poignant? Yes. Chemistry? No.
We blame Keanu

Superman ReturnsGood, but should be great
Margot’s Lois Lane’s better
We waited for this?

The Devil Wears Prada
Your worst nightmare boss
But worse and played by Meryl
Anne’s the next Julia