9.15.2011

15 ways a 2-year-old avoids going to sleep

Based on a true story.

1. She wants a drink of water.
2. She wants to go to the bathroom.
3. She wants to give you her stuffed lion.
4. She wants her stuffed lion back.
5. She wants her other baby doll.
6. She wants a napkin to clean up the water she spilled on her sheet.
7. She wants you to sing the theme from "Sesame Street."
8. She wants to shake your hand.
9. She wants to go the bathroom again.
10. She wants her mother.
11. She wants a tissue to blow her nose.
12. She wants to jump up and down.
13. She wants you to sing "Rock a Bye Baby."
14. She wants you to pick up the bottle of water she just dropped on the floor.
15. She wants her other, other baby doll.

2 comments:

  1. She wants to shake your hand. Priceless. That's one creative child!

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